SO TRUE
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Good god, I want to get all political but at the same time I dont. This isn't politics anymore. I don't understand why even one person wants to vote for a McLame-Palin Ticket.
I'm going to talk about Palin only here. McLame WILL be dying of old age if he gets into office so it really wont matter. I'm wasting negative insults on someone who wont even be President for more than a week. So palin, I hope you're ready for this dump truck full of FU. I'm driving, and I have a full tank of gas bitch!
Did you know Palin is a female? YEAH I KNOW WHO KNEWW??? She can make babies. She can produce very gross milk. She can play in the WNBA. She doesn't have a penis! ITS CRAZY I'M JUST NOW FIGURING THIS OUT RIGHT? I say this because everyone I talk to, or hear on TV always points this out. No shit? Did those people on TV go to college just so they could point out the obvious? When I see someone bleeding on the streets (happens alot), do I ask them if they're bleeding or tell my friend that guys bleeding? No. I don't. I run away. I run like I have never ran before. I cant get involved in another stabbing. I said it was self defense but I don't know if the judge really believed me.... Well this IS NOT the point.
A few days ago I was asked "So what do you not like about Palin?". I said, "Because she's a woman". hahaha It was SO good. You should have been there, the guy was like "you're a sexist!111!!!"... I told him why Palin is such a retard and why she can't be our VP. That reason would be her kids duh! She needs to take care of her little ones! She is a mother don'cha know! She has a family to raise! Obviously she fails at that seeing as her whore daughter is now a prego. Which btw is HOT. I wont get into that though....She just wont be able to manage her time. Being a mother of a family of whores is VERY difficult! How can she teach them the ways of the whore if she's busy with the nations problems?? THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO THE LITTLE ONE!!!11!1!
Lets not forget she just loves killing animals. I'm calling PETA! You're going to get in trouble Palin! Oh, YOU wait! Trophy hunter is pretty hardcore, I wont lie. Having an endangered seal head on my wall would be SO sweet. Or just the feeling of killing one. That would make me so powerful and popular! BUT WAIT!! Palin will be VP soon! Then she will have to quit being a trophy hunter!! Being a fellow trophy hunter she can't just quit. She said she would never quit. Actually you cant. The association that supports trophy hunters takes your soul when you join. You sign in your own blood too. She can't just do both trophy hunting and being the VP equally well. Shes a woman! oh snap lol
I watched the dumb debates. Biden destroyed her. Basically he gave statistics on whatever he was talking about and then Palin just agreed or repeated what he said and concluded the opposite. She just isn't smart. She is still trying to connect with the voters so to speak. Every chance she gets she talks about hockey, or how she is one of us. She's balls deep in trying to relate to us. EF. I don't want someone like me being the prezzy. I really dont. I want someone that knows wtf he's doing and can get the job done. Palin, go govern the 47th smallest populated state and say thats experience. Oh wait, you already have :( :(
I dont even really like politics anymore. So many people feel so strongly about what they believe in and refuse to change their fews. Which is fine I guess, If everyone just agreed with each other nothing good would get done. At the same time political debates solve nothing. Political conversations on TV doesn't change anything. It's just a battle that can't be won. So thats why I don't really get "into" it as much as other people do. I just state why Palin is a woman and McLame is old. I think I do a good job of that.
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