I'm going to generalize and stereotype like the biznatch that I am. I'm just warning you. So dont email me, or message me I'm generalizing or stereotyping and that I'm stupid. Because I know I am, and I'm proud of it. So stfu.
I love college kids who have NO clue what's going on. What I mean is, I do. I know what life is about and if you want to debate with me I'll just punch you in the face with logic and soberness. Really, I know everything, how to act, what to believe in, and whats right and wrong. However, I'm not God. That wouldn't be fair to God now would it?
College kids I'm referring to are basically the drunks. The guys who dress up as undercover douche bags and go to parties to get drunk. That IS their goal. Not to have fun, not to meet a girl (which WILL happen because those girls there will always put out..), they go to get drunk. First off, why the FUCK would someone want to get drunk? Really? I have no idea. Being drunk, unable to move half of your body, slurred speech, no way in hell of getting an erection, and blurred vision.. Those are no reasons to get drunk, yet so many college kids do it. Its because they want attention. They want their friends to text/call them in the morning and say, "omg dude you were SOO wasted, I put my penis in your mouth and you didn't do a thing heheheh". Yes, they're all gay flaming homosexuals too. I love gays, I'm not gay but I support their opinion.
I have alot of friends that end up in this desire to get drunk stage of their lives and it just makes zero sense. Actually I dont. I'm not one to become friends with that...type of human species. I'm not a moron. Anyways..For the girls that read this and are clueless. Guys like this are only there at parties because they want an easy fuck. I'm sorry, they aren't there to just hang out because they're your long time friend. No. Fuck that. They want to jump on top of you when you both are drunk then in the morning tell all their friends. Its just a way of life for douche bags, thankfully girls are just as much the problem as the guys.
Girls... I'm not a girl (I had no idea until this morning) so I can only go by word of mouth and observations of society. I'm awesome at everything I do so listen up. I'm going to be right about everything, screw you.
The girls who dress up to go on a Thursday/Friday/Saturday night. Lets add Sundays too, and the other days because well, thats how you ho's roll! ANY NIGHT IS A PARTY NIGHT TEHE. F you. When I say dress up, I don't mean modest dress or T-shirt to feel comfortable in. I'm talking HOOKER clothings made by other hookers. The super low cut tops, plus the low cut dress so your clam is showing REALLY makes you look like a good human being. No, it doesn't. Yeah, you fail. I was at the gas station getting a drink and behind my friend and I were some girls that fit this catagory of slut perfectly. Girls, you would think if you put on those whore outfits guys would look at you. Well you're wrong. I couldn't look at you in fear of catching an STD. Do you know what guys WILL look at you and probably complement you? Douchebags, and your description of "assholes" or "jerks". Yeah, you put that shit on yourself girls... sorry.
Why do girls go to parties? I don't know. Unless they really are that big of a whore and they ALSO want to have sex with a stranger, or long time class friend. That really makes you look good. I lied, it makes you look like a SLUT. The guy too, don't think I'm pulling a double standard. Boys are just as a slut than you're. Just you girls get called it more, oh snap lol. Basically, if you go to a "frat" party, a friends party with lots and lots of alcohol your a douche bag, or a failure with a vagina. This is nothing new, everyone knows this but those people. Its awesome. They probably come up with reasons to make themselves feel better. I love life.
I should note I'm talking about every week addicts. Not like once in a while "curious" party goers.
I guess that brings me to greek life. WTF is it for? A sense of belonging? F that. I can belong elsewhere with my ....friends! They dont charge me fees, make me go to meetings, and host dances that are probably douche bag heaven. This is a sorority point of view though, as I dated someone that was in one so I know a bit about it. As far as the frat side goes, they just want to drink and live the "frat guy" life. Which from movies they have found to be "awesome". Which in reality makes them an even bigger douche bag. A greek one! They say they're there for the academics and all that shit. BS. Its all about the parties, stfu.
The dry frat/sororities I respect. They are honest to their word and DO focus on academics. I'd love to be in one. THATS true friendship, a brotherhood, a sisterhood... A true friendship, or relationship with alcohol and fakeness is pointless. Haven't you kids watched Dr.Phil before? UGH!
This type of college scene is bullshit. College isn't about getting drunk and being with your brothers or sisters (greek). Its about academics and learning. It is a SCHOOL after all. Its about learning who you are, and what you want to be in your life. I guess if you REALLY want to be someone that must count on a drug to be happy thats up to you... Yeah, that has to suck. It actually makes you a failure at life. Yes. I have the right to say that, because I'm a winnar. I'm not a failure. I'm not against drinking either, I had a few beers the other night... I just dont let a drug control my happiness. I have had a freakin blast banging hookers, and stealing from banks SOBER. Its much more enjoyable when I can remember what I did!
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