Vulgar kthx.
Watch this video, the guy with long hair is SO dreamy. He was actually my cherry popper when realizing I can point out guy's attractiveness. Because I had to. His eyes, his smile, his voice.. I could eat him up! -_- 00:42-00:55 for example. Amazing. I'd hit it, if I was into that kind of stuff. BUT IM NOT! 1:29-1:50 he is also an angel. Oh, and pause it at 1:38... oh man, OH MAN!!!! Stunning. Anyways...
I'm fucking heated. I'm getting tired of having to explain myself to everyone. Really, it's annoying as FUCK. I want to go strangle a tiny homeless walrus right now. Those fucks piss me off too. All they do is sit on ice and chill. Literally. They CHILL all day. It's bullshit, I want to chill all day but I CANT. I'm too busy being attractive, and being attracted to both sexes. Yeah I said it. No, I'm not gay assholes.
I'll try and explain for you cock hats. If I see a guy that's attractive, I WILL point it out. This doesn't mean I want to go down on him, or let him polish my bat. No, that's gross. I don't even like the penis. I like mine because, well.. It's my penis. I give gifts to my penis, I massage my penis, and I even talk to my penis. So what? It's my penis. It's different when it comes to another guy's penis though. Do you really think I want to talk to some doods penis over mine? FUCK no. If I'm going to talk to a penis, I'm going to talk to MY penis. Probably because its a better penis than any penis out there. Know why? Becuase its connected to my body.
See? I don't even want to be around another penis that isn't mine. I'm thankful enough I get to see mine every morning. You would feel the same if you had my penis. Don't take that the wrong way you fuck, its mine and noone else but my future girlfriend will see/touch/dance with it. Sorry. So when I admit that a guy is attracted I'm just stating the truth. If a guy is physically attractive. Why wouldn't I point it out? That would just be rude. But for some of you fucks you think that makes me gay. Fuck you. Ef your shit hard.
You see, I love women. I think they're the greatest creation on this planet besides myself. I also like what women have. I wont get into details. I know kids read this so I'll just say it starts with a B and ends with ies. Actually kids dont read this, at least I hope not. I curse, and talk about things kids really shouldn't be hearing. So I'll just say it. B..abies! I love babies, and women can make babies. Babies rock, their like tiny drunk people. They're cute too! Like me!!!!
I made a chart to help illistrate what I'm talking about. Basically a guy can be attracted to women and men. Just the level of attraction is much higher towards women then men as you can see. Actually my attraction towards women (not fat chicks however) is infiniti. Compared to men, which just kind of goes in a circle below my erection line. You can also see by the chart that Palin is just an awkward ho. However, she does recieve an erection. Lucky her! So you see, I'm not attracted to men... If I were, it would be above the ERECTION LINE!! CANT YOU SEE?!??!?! PROOF RIGHT THERE IM AS STRAIGHT AS ANY OTHER STRAIGHT GUY.
Connect the dots bitch!
Anyways, really. Honestly. Seriously. I'm a cutie. You viewers cant even argue this with me because I know whats true. Please, email me with logic and examples of how I'm not attractive.... Oh wait you can't because I'm THE attractive. Yes, "the attractive" you fuck cock.
See? YOU SEE THAT? FUCK! I KNOW! Even on my cellphone I look freaking incredible. Usually cellphones make people look all pixel-y and gross. Not I! I make pixels look like a mother fucking LCD! Yeah, I win.
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