Cute Smiles, Wasted Tears, and Shark Giggles

LOL

I didn't know my blog could bring hate on someone. I never would have guessed I was offensive and capable of causing such strong emotions. However, this wont stop me. Now I know my powers and I'm only going to get better, stronger, and faster. Soon I'll make fat chicks cry across the nation! I CAN'T WAIT. jk, they have enough to deal with. You know.. being fat and all.. I find out some awesome news today by a good friend of mine and I just have to thank him for keeping me posted. To think, I, Joshua, adorable face.. could effect someone with his writings? As a writer, that is still a noob I take this as a complete compliment. Even though it pissed someone off, it's still pretty awesome. So yeah, fuck my blog.

DINOSAURS

Dinosaurs are some serious fucks sometimes. Just the other day I was walking and minding my own business and this FUCK came out of no where. He was obviously on some sort of drug and high as pee. Yes, pee. He mumbled something of the lines of dkeo, efiei eieid eiepakk seaoadlw ekdncl jewkdje. Which I just figured he wanted my body and was complimenting me. He was about 80, which is old. So I didn't take his assumed offer. I'm not a whore afterall. He got closer to me and went to touch me. NO OLD PERSON/DINOSAUR/WRINKLE DICK IS GOING TO TOUCH MY PERFECT SKIN. Nope. Never. So I matrixed his ass and dodged like a true Night Elf Rogue. I then became really scared, like 13 year old girls feel when they meet "Tom" from myspace in the walmart parking lot.. Yeah, I turned around and headed towards a group of people. I figured if he was going to rape me I should at least put on a show for the others around. I know, I'm a sweetie.

ATTRACTIVE CLONES

So I can't decide on names for my future children. It has to be epic and badass. Because, well.. I'm epic and badass. Josh just doesn't fit me though. I need something like "MISSLELAUNCHER". Something like that is SO epic and badass. However, I couldn't name my child that. That would just be another reason for someone to put him in their trunk... :( What about "ULTIMATE". That's a start. I just can't find something that will suite him/her well. I can't just pick a name out of a hat. Fuck that. Really, fuck a hat. See, I'm going to marry the most gorgeous girl on the planet. I wont even let love cloud my judgement either. I know this will happen because when she sees me, she will want me. SHE will want to hang with me, SHE will lust over me. I WONT EVEN DO ANYTHING. That's how freakin awesome I am. So when we have babies we will know they will be adorable. I'm carrying some strong and beautiful sperm and she has the cuties and most hardcore eggs you could think of. So I KNOW my babies will be awesome. Has to suck for fuglies :(

ITCH

I've decided I need to lay low for awhile. My attraction is just too much for this world. I'm starting to hate myself. With these powers (ultimate beauty) I HATE how I make everyone near me jealous. It's a hard life being adorable. I can't help it though, I'm not even trying. If I tried I'm pretty sure that would equal a nuclear explosion. So I dont, because I respect others around me. Even though I make them hate themselves :( I'm really sorry guys and girls. I can't help it :( Stop emailing me for tips. I was dipped in icecream and slushie when I was inside my mother.