Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Happy Smiles, Retard Tears, and Relativism Giggles

I hate fat people. Good god how do I hate fat people. If you're fat and reading this I want you to do something for me. Stop reading my blog. This is for skinny people who aren't fat, because they're skinny. Get it? I'd also like you to walk and turn on the light in your room, clean your room because I know since you're fat it's gross and dirty, then I want you to go in your kitchen and throw away all your junk food, well just throw it all away. Now I know what you're going to do. You're going to be a fat fuck and roll your computer chair over to your light. You might even clean your room while still in your chair, because you're so freakin fat. That's not how it works here fatty. Get your ass(es) out of that chair and get up. Do what normal people do and "walk" to your destination. Don't pull a segway on me.

In all honesty fat people annoy the fuck out of me. They're all lazy as fuck, most smell, and most importantly they're all stupid. I say stupid because, no matter how book smart a fat person is. They're still fat. Getting fat is really hard to do. You have to WORK for it to get fat. Which also brings me to my next argument. Being fat is a choice. Being black, or mexican, or another race ISNT a choice. Therefore I'm not a racist. I am a fatist though. I'm basically calling fat people failures at life, because being fat is THEIR choice and obesity leads to diabetes, cancer, high blood pressure just to name a few horrible LIFE threatening diseases/conditions. If you had to PICK between that or living a healthy life what would you pick? I would pick a healthy life because I'm skinny and I'm not a fat fuck. See what I'm saying? I'm sure obesity will be a leading cause of aids here shortly. Give it a few years!!!!!

Fat people are rude. Do you know why? Becuase they're fat. That's why. Nothing more. They KNOW they're fat and it destroys them, so they're rude as fuck towards everyone because they're in a piss of a mood. When I have to walk on the road just to pass a wobbling walrus infront of me so I can go more than 2 miles an hour to my next class is rude. What if a car hit my ass? What if there wasn't a side walk and I just had to stay behind the ho the whole time? We all know that would just make me late to my class. Way to go bitch. Now YOUR shit is effecting me. Rude. What about the smell? Physically, it's probably impossible for fat people to wash EVERYWHERE, unlike skinny people. I doubt they can even see half their body. So ultimately they will smell, because the proper hygiene recommended for adults isn't being met. Why must I hold my nose in the hallways? Hallways should be full of joy and happiness. Not sadfaces and the urge to kill ones self.

Fat people are selfish. They had the option to stay skinny along time ago. Don't pull that "it's biological" bullshit on me. Hey, guess what? My fist in your face(s) is biological too. Yeah, stfu. There isn't a "fat gene". Die in a fire if you believe there is. You're just making the situation even more horrible. With that being said they decided at a young age, or maybe even years ago that "hey, I'm going to eat all I want and let the hungry stay hungry. They don't NEED food". Yes I just blamed fat people for hunger in the world. It really is their fault. If they were skinny one or even half a sandwich would fill them up. Since they're fat 2, 3, maybe even 5 sandwiches are now required for one person to be full. WTF. That's 2+ little kids that aren't eating tonight because of your fat ass. Do you feel good about yourself Ms. Rhino? That answer better be fuck no, because this is your fault. Not that countries economy, or society in general. It's YOUR fault. Do it, jump off a bridge and see how big your splat is. I dare you.

Fat people are ugly. Email me a picture of a fat attractive person. Please, I have yet to see anything that comes close to 1 on the attractive scale. The 1-million scale that is. When you get fat you get ugly. It's like when you're a boy and you grow, your balls drop. It WILL happen. You can't do anything about it once its been done. Well, I take that back. Fat people CAN do something about it and thats what pisses me off even more. I have lost 95 pounds and I'm no longer "fat". I have the right to tell other fat people they're doing it wrong. It being life. People say dieting is hard, well fuck you. It's not. You have to have the drive for a diet to be successful. You have to actually put...effort in what you're doing. I know, that's hard isn't it chunky charlie? It will be ok, go to your fat parents and have them make you a big ol' grilled cheese sammich. That will make your fat ass feel better. Don't worry, Mcdonalds is open 24/7 now. When one gets fat they start to get lazy and un motivated in everything BUT eating and staying fat. So when the only way to shed those pounds is to become un-lazy and motivated it's just too hard for them. Sucks for you guys.

The reason I'm ranting about fat people is because this fat ho yesterday Smelled, was rude, and made me late to my class. I then had a dream about her that night which was very sexual and awkward. I promise I didn't want to. I'll never forgive myself for what happened in that dream. Donuts, dildos and diapers. GOD HELP ME. So for that FAT fuck to come into MY dream and ruin my morning was the last straw. Fuck you lady, fuck you.

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