Well I will say this now. This blog is about to get VULGAR as FUCK. I'm serious, I'm not holding back on this one. I'm serious fuckers. If you don't like un-needed curse words GET THE FUCK OUT. Yes, you. See that X on the top right hand corner of this window? Click it bitch, I dare you.
It's been a long week. A long three days. I feel like I was emotionally fucked or something. I just need to relax. So I'm serving your ass. TONIGHT. What will I be serving you? You guessed it! PALIN! With a pinch of salt, and a side salad of fuck.
So I started watching the big news channels at around noon today. All but shit hole fox news. All I could do was hit my head on the coffee table when hearing about Palin, and the republican bullshit. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a demo by all means. I just call out bullshit, and fuck tards. It's not my fault the republicans are being fuck tards that shit bull right now. While I was watching the news and smashing my head on the coffee table I couldn't help but think about something else. I would be so much happier if that coffee table was an electric shark spike table of FUCK that punches you in the kidneys and balls over and over again just to distract me from what I was watching. I guess we don't always get what we want :(
What really pisses me off about this whole Palin thing is because she's a woman. Yeah I said it bitch, she's a ho. For sho. I'm not degrading to woman but the fact that she's a woman makes other people say stupid shit and ask stupid questions and wonder about dumbass things that shouldn't matter in a presidential election. Seriously, who the FUCK gives a shit if she has five kids, married her high school fuck mate, and one of her kids is a downy? I sure don't give a fuck about that. Maybe if she was my teacher, or baby sitter, but my VP? Fuck off. That shit doesn't matter but other american woman (and homosexual men) are eatting this shit UP like it's beef jerky made from Tyra Banks ass cheeks. STUPID ass woman (and homosexual men) are being retarded and actually caring about the bullshit like this. THAT'S what pisses me the fuck off, because those are the people who will be canceling out my vote come election time. Die in a fire of fuck stupid american woman (and homosexual men)! Don't go Oprah on my ass and say I hate woman, I don't. They have... special parts I don't have but enjoy. It's just those fuck heads I dislike. Some of the people talking about Palin and other stuff all I could say was "shut the fuck up". Because them talking on the news, through my cable company, to my cable box, and out my shitty TV's speakers into my ears only makes me want to kill something. The vomit coming out of these people's mouths was getting EVERYWHERE. Personally, I think those type of people are rude. They should be hung.
In her speech she talked alot about being a woman. Thanks bitch, I didn't notice. Not from your facial features, boobs, ass, hair style, or voice. I had no idea! I thought you were a man this hole time. Holy fuck, THANK YOU Palin for correcting me. I owe you one.... Actually that's all I got out of that speech because by that point I was trying to find poison, expired food, or acid. Basically anything to fuck me up so I didn't have to listen to her talk. I know at the RNC it's more of getting to know who the fuck the retards are going to be voting for. Honestly, I don't want to know about nominee's sex life, or person life. I'd rather they be robots. Robots don't have any family, and they don't have sex. FUCK humans.
I hate how she sort of pointed out her baby, or her daughters baby, or who evers fucking baby it is has the downy downs. Thanks? Thanks for being an attention whore. When I have to itch my balls, do I tell everyone I see? Do I hint that the sensation between my legs is destroying my focus on your breasts? No, I don't. I keep that shit to myself. Did Palin consider everyone in the fucking world, and xenu included know about her downy baby? That shit is OLD news by now. All the news groups have been raping that topic and only a blind, one legged, one eyed man doesn't know about it. Thanks Palin for letting us know! That really shows how well you are with the people of America. It's not like you're one rank down from leading the people of America or anything.... Thank god... Oh wait... Fuck me.
I guess I should take it back a week. When I found out McLame fuck picked Palin I was like "Well that's a smart choice I guess. It's a woman. That's all the McLame team is going for here. They just want the Clinton vote, and sympothy maybe". That's what I thought. Because at the time I figured if he tries and connects with woman and gets that edge Obama has (the race card) he MIGHT have a chance. That's in a perfect world though, which this world isn't perfect lol owned. Anyways, the last few days I realized this is one of the dumbest political choices I have ever heard. Holy fuck you're a stupid fuck McCain. JESUS FUCK MAN. Seriously, I'll be blunt and honest. You're an old fuck dude. When the chance of you dying while in office is fairly high, you need to consider this bullshit. I know its depressing and sad or whatever because you're talking about death but shut the fuck up and man up and do the right thing. If you die, what do the american people do? Good game bitch, the new Pres is now a 44 year old governer from fuck middle of no where, Alaska that has hardly any experience on basically every responsibility the presidant has. GREAT THINKING McLame. You rock. Guess what though? SHE HAS A DOWNS BABY! THAT WILL SAVE US. Lets take that cutie to all the UN meetings, and Iran and see what happens. Maybe they will start to cry and give up and give in to the "american way". Yeah, fuck you McLame. Fuck you in your ear with a blinder that recently blinded a dead bird with AIDS.
Seriously, what the fuck is politics about now adays? I wish I worked for MSNBC or CNN, or the disney channel so I could further spread my words of wisdom. Why have we, as people come to these stupid ass political shananagens? It's bullshit really. A two party system is fuck anyways too. I won't get into that tonight though. FUCK. We, as people are FUCKED in this world. Whatever, I ran out of fundip and I'm now tired. Later bitches.
It's been a long week. A long three days. I feel like I was emotionally fucked or something. I just need to relax. So I'm serving your ass. TONIGHT. What will I be serving you? You guessed it! PALIN! With a pinch of salt, and a side salad of fuck.
So I started watching the big news channels at around noon today. All but shit hole fox news. All I could do was hit my head on the coffee table when hearing about Palin, and the republican bullshit. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a demo by all means. I just call out bullshit, and fuck tards. It's not my fault the republicans are being fuck tards that shit bull right now. While I was watching the news and smashing my head on the coffee table I couldn't help but think about something else. I would be so much happier if that coffee table was an electric shark spike table of FUCK that punches you in the kidneys and balls over and over again just to distract me from what I was watching. I guess we don't always get what we want :(
What really pisses me off about this whole Palin thing is because she's a woman. Yeah I said it bitch, she's a ho. For sho. I'm not degrading to woman but the fact that she's a woman makes other people say stupid shit and ask stupid questions and wonder about dumbass things that shouldn't matter in a presidential election. Seriously, who the FUCK gives a shit if she has five kids, married her high school fuck mate, and one of her kids is a downy? I sure don't give a fuck about that. Maybe if she was my teacher, or baby sitter, but my VP? Fuck off. That shit doesn't matter but other american woman (and homosexual men) are eatting this shit UP like it's beef jerky made from Tyra Banks ass cheeks. STUPID ass woman (and homosexual men) are being retarded and actually caring about the bullshit like this. THAT'S what pisses me the fuck off, because those are the people who will be canceling out my vote come election time. Die in a fire of fuck stupid american woman (and homosexual men)! Don't go Oprah on my ass and say I hate woman, I don't. They have... special parts I don't have but enjoy. It's just those fuck heads I dislike. Some of the people talking about Palin and other stuff all I could say was "shut the fuck up". Because them talking on the news, through my cable company, to my cable box, and out my shitty TV's speakers into my ears only makes me want to kill something. The vomit coming out of these people's mouths was getting EVERYWHERE. Personally, I think those type of people are rude. They should be hung.
In her speech she talked alot about being a woman. Thanks bitch, I didn't notice. Not from your facial features, boobs, ass, hair style, or voice. I had no idea! I thought you were a man this hole time. Holy fuck, THANK YOU Palin for correcting me. I owe you one.... Actually that's all I got out of that speech because by that point I was trying to find poison, expired food, or acid. Basically anything to fuck me up so I didn't have to listen to her talk. I know at the RNC it's more of getting to know who the fuck the retards are going to be voting for. Honestly, I don't want to know about nominee's sex life, or person life. I'd rather they be robots. Robots don't have any family, and they don't have sex. FUCK humans.
I hate how she sort of pointed out her baby, or her daughters baby, or who evers fucking baby it is has the downy downs. Thanks? Thanks for being an attention whore. When I have to itch my balls, do I tell everyone I see? Do I hint that the sensation between my legs is destroying my focus on your breasts? No, I don't. I keep that shit to myself. Did Palin consider everyone in the fucking world, and xenu included know about her downy baby? That shit is OLD news by now. All the news groups have been raping that topic and only a blind, one legged, one eyed man doesn't know about it. Thanks Palin for letting us know! That really shows how well you are with the people of America. It's not like you're one rank down from leading the people of America or anything.... Thank god... Oh wait... Fuck me.
I guess I should take it back a week. When I found out McLame fuck picked Palin I was like "Well that's a smart choice I guess. It's a woman. That's all the McLame team is going for here. They just want the Clinton vote, and sympothy maybe". That's what I thought. Because at the time I figured if he tries and connects with woman and gets that edge Obama has (the race card) he MIGHT have a chance. That's in a perfect world though, which this world isn't perfect lol owned. Anyways, the last few days I realized this is one of the dumbest political choices I have ever heard. Holy fuck you're a stupid fuck McCain. JESUS FUCK MAN. Seriously, I'll be blunt and honest. You're an old fuck dude. When the chance of you dying while in office is fairly high, you need to consider this bullshit. I know its depressing and sad or whatever because you're talking about death but shut the fuck up and man up and do the right thing. If you die, what do the american people do? Good game bitch, the new Pres is now a 44 year old governer from fuck middle of no where, Alaska that has hardly any experience on basically every responsibility the presidant has. GREAT THINKING McLame. You rock. Guess what though? SHE HAS A DOWNS BABY! THAT WILL SAVE US. Lets take that cutie to all the UN meetings, and Iran and see what happens. Maybe they will start to cry and give up and give in to the "american way". Yeah, fuck you McLame. Fuck you in your ear with a blinder that recently blinded a dead bird with AIDS.
Seriously, what the fuck is politics about now adays? I wish I worked for MSNBC or CNN, or the disney channel so I could further spread my words of wisdom. Why have we, as people come to these stupid ass political shananagens? It's bullshit really. A two party system is fuck anyways too. I won't get into that tonight though. FUCK. We, as people are FUCKED in this world. Whatever, I ran out of fundip and I'm now tired. Later bitches.
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