Job Smiles, Apartment Tears, and Girlfriend Giggles

YESSSS It's been like three months. I do that alot dont I? I have a good two-three weeks then BAM, nothing. TOTALLY ruins your erection doesn't it? I bet.

I have absolutely nothing to talk about. I usually click on my little "blog" link when I have something to talk about but tonight I don't. I just need to write something to update this sucker. Three weeks and no blog? F me. F me.

Hmmm

Well I started swimming. Not like with toys and in circles. Laps. That's right! I'm going to be an olympic star like that one guy who won all those gold medals. (boring). Honestly, who cares about the olympics? Sweet, countries from around the world get together in ONE event and as one share memories of a life time. awwww how CUTE! Maybe we should wrap that idea up in a bow and give it to charity. Adorable. I don't know, I just don't see what the big deal is. The X-games are cooler than the olympics. Hell, winning a spelling bee in 3rd grade is cooler than watching the olympics. It's just SO boring. Sweet, a girl that looks 12 just did a flip! INCREDIBLE GIVE THAT GIRL A GOLD MEDAL! YOU ROCK SISTER!! YEAH YOU!!... Pshh I could do a backflip any day. Drunk. The olympics is all hype and really is just some events that really mean nothing in this world. Does Clickclickastan get some prize for winning gold in some random ass sport, which probably isn't even a sport (speed walking? wtf mate, who ever decided that was an "olympic sport" can jump in a sea of forks, with aids on them, while being burned by the flames of Hannah Montana's lovely skirt).... anyways where was I? Oh yes, ClickClickastan isn't "better" or "worse" then they are now to us just because they won something at an athletic event. F that. We still hate those fuckers. That right there is reasons why the olympics are a waste of time, a waste of MY time.

(note, I don't care about this subject. If you want to have a debate about why the olympics are helpful to society write it in your journal and have your imaginary friend Beth read it. I don't care. Also, you're probably fat for having an imaginary friend named Beth. SO go run some laps please. thanks!)


Oh yes, about me swimming laps now. I go to a hospital, the physical theropy section. My membership has like a partnership with their pool so whatever. I mostly see very old people, or very fat people trying to walk again. I was in the locker rooms last week naked, I just took a shower. Of course I had to look down, because if you had THIS body you would do the same. Don't lie. Well this old guy comes in, I forgot his name. He stands kind of beside me, about five lockers down and starts talking to me. Holy fuck. Not only is he A: Old, and B: naked, but he's TALKING to me?? WTFBBQSAUCEFACE?? Really. You would think he would go for his underwear/thong first but noooo. He has to start with the socks, then shirt, then making sure his hair is ok. Still with his tiny, man penis hanging there for me to see. I wasn't like...staring at it. stfu. I just have good peripheral vision so SUCK IT. SUCK IT DOWN YOUR DEEP BRUISED MOUTH WHORE. Sorry. Anyways, so I'm here looking at is oddly small penis. While talking about mexicans, and how they're takin R jobs. Oh joy! I love old people, that's all they talk about is non-whites, how the pres is retarded, and how their life sucks. That's it. It was a good conversation, I had a good laugh. Just the whole being naked with an old guy wasn't fun at all. I went home and turned the T.V. to the disney, err MTV right away.

Well, I'm out. My bones hurt. I need to drink some water so I don't feel like shit tomorrow. Bah, I hate being pregnant. Call me if you want to hang out. Actually, don't call me. That's weird.