What is up my earthling bitches? Could you get my bags? Yes, the flash drives noob. I just wanted to get a shout out to my homey Kfed. Sup playa? Still tappin that ho from the oops I did it again video?... Anyways, I have landed here on earth to kick McCains ass. I would also like to punch the Fox News people in the face, and also the kidney's. Bitches. I'm going to try and stay the night here if I can. Josh should be home soon, I hope he doesn't mind the hole in the wall. I think I can hav.a.dsfak92asjaf;lknaseklghasdgoihqw383ji
WTF was that shit? A fucking robot was typing on my keyboard. I smashed that bitch with my suit case. Fuck, was he on here? What a cock tease. I think it's dead, actually I know it is. You should see the mess. It's kind of cool, in a Wall-E suicide kind of way. That bitch should have asked before using my computer. Seriously wtf?
GOD DAMNIT APPLE LEMON CAKE I just read what that bitch had to say. He was going to do what I dream about every night :( :( and I killed him... I feel awful now. I hope his people aren't pissed he's not coming back. All we need now is a 100 year war on mars or whatever shit planet he came from. Fuck me.
Anyways, Yes you heard me. I have a suit case. I'm now officially working at taco bell. What? Just because I have a suit case doesn't mean I have to work at some formal office. Fuck, give me a break. Taco bell is lovely, 401k, insurance, dental, I'm set for life. The kids are going to be so happy we can finally get their teef fixed. The wife is going to be happy too I can bring home three for one burritoes. Yessssss. I mean, she's only 300 pounds. I'm so happpppppy!1!!!!!1111!
This cat thats at my house is getting out of control. I have scratches all over my arms and legs. Only a few are from the cat, the others are from Sarah the waitress at Ihop down the street. This cat takes horrible dumps of suck every hour. It's like it has a working digestive system. To top it off it comes home past eleven drunk as hell singing opera. I can't take it anymore. I found a used needle at the bottom of its litter box. Seriously, this is getting out of control. One more thing. We got back from maury's show and NOTHING had changed. She still beats me, calls me names, comes home late etc. She just has no respect for me. That bootcamp did absolutely nothing. That was a waste of time. Whatever, I about to kick her out of the house where she BELONGS like the wild beast she is.
Oh look, drunk and passed out like always.
Also, why is there a hole in my roof? WTF IS GOING ON?!?!!??!
Sorry for the short blog. Like they say! Short blog is short!
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