Fuck. It's been like four years since my last blog. I moved and have had no internet to speak of. So basically my life was over for awhile. Suicide was prevalent. Ok not really, but it was pretty bad. Headaches, shivers, crying... Although that oncoming traffic sure looked tempting. Oh well, probably just a phase...
Fuck. I have no pictures to share. I know horrible news right? My camera cord is in a box in a house. That house is about 5 miles away. Sadly I can't just fly over there to get it. i have a feeling this is going to be a shit of shit blogs. So I'd just scroll down to something more to your liking.
Has a 300 pound cabinet ever fallen on top of you before? Crushing your legs on a stair case? No? Well it did to me. I'm now in a wheelchair. I can't really feel anything past my knee's. Oh well, walking, running, swimming etc is all overrated anyways. I can hire some 13 year olds to do that for me while I watch and sit in my pimped out wheelchair with a smile. Mmm slaves... It also hurts to pee. I'm not sure if thats the result of my accident or not because it started before it. I sure hope it wasn't Sandra on 31st street. She was so nice.
Ok that paragraph above was a lie. I'm a liar. Damn. I apologize. A 300 pound cabinet did fall on me though. Crushing my legs but no brakes. I walked away like a true hero. I did get a nice rash on my back from the fall. My left foot can't support my weight, and lets not forget the cut and stabbing pain on my right leg. Then again all of those symptoms could be a result of Sandra last Friday. Yeah, shes insane.
Fuck. I wish every city was one big city. That would be so amazing. That would solve alot of problems. We would call it New springlasminnchiyorkordethostdcville.
Fuck. That is all. I have to jet. People to save, money to make.
Smile :)
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