Geese Smiles, Cracker Tears, and Gas Giggles.

I'm getting angry at gas prices. Yeah, they are cheap compared to other places but still. Russia and all the top gas companies need to suck it and go to mars or something. I'm sure the bros on mars will be interested in gasoline. I want to send the head chef captain ceo dude in russia a box. This box will be very colorful and have an arrangement of carefully placed polka dots(honestly is that how you spell...that? wtf. No wonder I'm dyslexic). Then I will tape a card on the top of this beautiful box. It will say something like "It's not the same without you" or "Get well soon". Those always seem to work. Then when he opens this beautiful box one of those punching gloves on a spring will come out of freakin no where and dominate his oil drivin face. He will cry for days. Not from the pain, but because in that card I promised chocolate. I get this? There was no chocolate in the box! Just the glove thing. Jeez I'm an asshole. That will show them whos boss.

Whats with animal crackers? When I was a kid I used to like make cool animal noices and bite off the head of an innocent rhino. That wasn't nice, but it sure was fun. Could this be the cause of school violence? I think it might be. I mean, look where I'm at now? I'm in a gang, killed four people, and cops don't know shit bout my rims. This all gets linked back to my obsession to biting body parts from the innocent animal crackers when I was a kid. I think I just solved why people hate instead of love. Don't steal my hypothesis peeps, I came up with it first.

The refresh button. Why must I click it three times a minute? WHY ARE YOU SO TEMPTING?? Sure, mines green with a white background. That's pretty impressive. It also has cool arrows going two different directions. Sweet. Why most my mouse always click the button? I'm not sure. Ok, I know why its because I imagine the refresh button as being a pedophile and my mouse is my fist of furry. So when I click refresh what I'm really doing is punching pedophiles. Right? Right.

What does POS mean? I have been on the internets for about eight years and pos has always and I mean ALWAYS been piece of shit. I'm watching msnbc and they have a special on texting and they go "l.o.l. also known as laughing out loud" then they get to the good part. "P.o.s." Wait just a second. Right here is when I started busting up laughing because Chris Hanson or who ever was talking is about to say piece of shit on msnbc right? WRONG. "parents over shoulder". Um, hello? What the flying goose is this? Parents over shoulder? What are we seven and cant just hide the 1" screen from your moms eyes? Jesus, come on youngins just start running if what you're talking about doesn't fly with your parents. You have legs, use them. Don't change a lingo word into something else. Kids make me angry. Then they talk about how students are putting lingo in their papers? lol. I do that all the time for the funny. I mean, back in highschool days when at the end of the day it really didn't matter. I'd do the side smiley too. I loved that one. :) Then again, I could have cared less about my grades in highschool. Yeah, I'm a lame ass I know. By 2015 pos will turn into Pirates on steriods. Mark my words.

Speaking of geese. I love them so much. They will destroy the world in a few generations. We as humans are becoming weak, and they're only getting smarter. Just the other day I saw one shit on the sidewalk with such precision I think it smiled. That my friends is some evolutionary history in the making. Tomorrow I wouldn't be suprised if one invents the light bulb. They're the most hated animal in the world. They hate everything walking and hiss at you for no reason. Is it because I'm white every goose hisses at me when I'm walking to class? I think so. Yeah, btw (butter tomato waffles) there is a stream that goes through my campus. Kinda cool but it attracts pos (parents over shoulder) geese everywhere. I bet they didn't think that one through in 1886. Were geese even around back then? Whatev.

I got tired at 10 oclock tonight. I was in the mood to chat with a friend but it's been like a month since I got the feeling of being tired before 3 am. So I took advantage of it hopped my shiny butt into bed. What a horrible choice. It was two hours of acid trip dreams, one where everyone was naked and we were throwing table salt at each other. Did you know you can feel pain in dreams? Yeah. So I get up thinking its like 5am. Oh its midnight, awesome -_- I took a freakin nap at 10pm. I blame the geese.

Never regret people. Even though I had a horrid acid trip dream for two hours I don't regret it one bit. How often do you get to see a toothbrush with arms dancing in front of you? Only like once a month I know, AND I basically took acid without taking acid. How awesome is that? Maybe thats why I'm just that amazing and sober at life. Then again I sleep to dream not sleep to sleep.

Sometimes I wish some people would just stop being themselves and at least show some respect.
Oh right pictures.. um its late, my hair is kinda blah so here, my old cat.

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